July 13, 2010 | Celebrity Highlights

"Extra" caught up with Howard Stern and his model bride, Beth Ostrosky, to celebrate her new book and Hamptons magazine cover -- and the shock jock couldn't be more proud of his wife.

"I think it's beautiful," he said of Beth's Hamptons cover. "Beth is my best friend. We spend 99% of our time together."

Sounding off on a couple that hasn't had as much success as he and Beth, Howard had an interesting take on "Bachelor" Jake Pavelka.

"The guy has absolutely no class," Howard told "Extra." "He seems angry with women. I think he has some mother issues... When they hate women that much, it's always the mommy."

According to Howard, Tiger Woods should have stayed a bachelor. "If Tiger had been a single man nobody would have cared... He's just out having sex a lot, but he was married, so he looked like a hypocrite."

Putting all "American Idol" rumors to rest, Stern says that he'd be better at judging a "karaoke contest." "I could be a judge. I think I would add a lot of energy, but I don't know if they would pay me what I want."

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